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boy: shit baby you're so wet already
girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
- Johnny Depp

whenstreammeetsboulder:

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ctfxcdailygifs:

Day 1335 #1
Bedtime stories

itsthathickness:

foreveryourskay:

tiger-lilly-beaches:

kealoha-kids:

OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I CAN’T HANDLE THE CUTENESS I’M CRYING OH LORD

AWWWWWWWWWWWW JUST LET ME LOVE YOU!!!!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

What up Bro..?

itsthathickness:

foreveryourskay:

tiger-lilly-beaches:

kealoha-kids:

OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I CAN’T HANDLE THE CUTENESS I’M CRYING OH LORD

AWWWWWWWWWWWW JUST LET ME LOVE YOU!!!!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

What up Bro..?

sugoi-ass-prince:

expelled-from-heaven:

This is officially the best thing I have ever seen on Tumblr.

hOW DID

IN THE UNITED STATES

dannybriereisaliferuiner:

owning a gun

  • is a right

having healthcare

  • is a privilege

image

tairytwenty:

Wtf?!

tairytwenty:

Wtf?!

A soldier and his squirrel.

theultimatelalaland:

im-da-baman:

batfullobelfries:

Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.

Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!

some people are sad so here’s a cute story

WTFFFF AWWWWWWWWWW<3

consulting-time-captain:

thatfilthyanimal:

nientedal:

I had to

i’m sorry

/SCREAMING

 IT GOT BETTER

most-awkward-moments:

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